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What to do with all that money… there at the 21:52 mark

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For the ultimate in Cyberworld validation: If you need your ego stroked!

Click on the Crowd Cheering link below and repeat the following:

“Thank-you, Thank-you so very much… Thank-you… You’re too kind… Thank you. Give yourselves a hand! Yes!  Thank- you! Thank you so much. Very touching! Thank- you.  This means so much to me, Really…. Thank you!”

Crowd Cheering

Now, doesn’t that make you feel so much better!  🙂

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Want to increase your evangelism effectiveness?


Want to see an increase in the number of decisions you get each week?


Have we got a Program for you!


A Program for those who are serious about growing their church!

 …and don’t forget your breathmints

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Billy Sunday as: The Black Knight

Humm sounds vaguely familiar....

From the Land of Fundyism

Let’s quit fiddling with religion and do something to bring the world to Christ.

If you want to drive the devil out of the world, hit him with a cradle instead of a crutch.

I’m against sin.

I’ll kick it as long as I’ve got a foot, and I’ll fight it as long as I’ve got a fist.

I’ll butt it as long as I’ve got a head. I’ll bite it as long as I’ve got a tooth.

And when I’m old and fistless and footless and toothless, I’ll gum it till I go home to Glory and it goes home to perdition!”

Billy Sunday

“Go Git’em Billy!”

Elmer Gantry taken straight out of Billy’s playbook.

 Here’s the original! (begins @ 1:04)

Personally I thought Burt Lancaster did it better.

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In John R.Rice’s  pamplet, “Personal Soul Winning,”  he gives a shout out to Jack Hyles’ pamplet,


In it there is a passage:

“If a person is going to be a soul winner he must not be offensive to the people with whom he talks. It is a definite asset for a soul winner to be careful to bathe often, to avoid body odor. Teeth should be brushed, and breath should be tested. Carry mints in your pockets or some good flavored chewing gum which will help keep the breath from being offensive. One of the most damaging things in soul winning is the effect of halitosis. By all means, a soul winner should watch this carefully.”

Bring out the Holy Breath Tester!”
“Thy breath be minty fresh go thou and winneth souls”… “Next!
“Thy breath be most foul and couldst knock a buzzard off a week old corpse at 50 paces. Go thou immediately and brushest thy teeth seven times. Rinse thy mouth with ListerScopetamint after each brushing. Then return here and present your breath for the administering of the Holy breath spray. Then, if thy breath be clean, thou mayest be counted worthy to go forth and winneth souls.”

And here all this time I thought it was the drawing of the Holy Spirit by the hearing of the word of God that sinners came to salvation by Grace through faith.  I had no idea that it was the minty fresh breath of the soulwinner that made the difference.

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Save Chuck!



Save Chuck and Sarah!
Save Chuck and Sarah!

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welcome to cyberspace, where reality is more real than…. well… reality.  Really, I mean it.  It’s really rather more real than than the real reality, so soon you will come to realize that this reality is really more real than you realize, so keep it real. Let me know if that was really confusing, or if in reality it was not really as confusing as you first realized.  Just to be clear on this, confusion in cyberspace is really real, so don’t let cyber reality confuse your view of real world confusion. O-key-doe-key?

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